Just for laughs…
When Mahatma Gandhi was studying law at the University College, London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely.
One day, Peters was having lunch at the dining room when Gandhi came along with his tray and sat next to the professor.
The professor said, “Mr Gandhi, you do not understand, a pig and a bird do not sit together to eat.”
Gandhi looked at him as a parent would a rude child and calmly replied, “You do not worry professor. I’ll fly away,” and he went and sat at another table.

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